mine fuhrer, i can valk!
So, I was recently contacted by an unnamed source (cough)BRENDAN(cough) who asked me to post my top 5 guilty pleasures. Don't worry, I haven't been to Tijuana in awhile...
1)"Boys" Night
The male equivalent of "Girls Night", "Boys Night" is getting together with the guys, eating some otherwise deadly food, watching assloads of movies, and probably playing with explosives/setting something on fire. Bonfires work. I'm not a pyro, man.
2)Sleeping In
Seeing the sun rise has its perks but, hey, fuck it, there's always a sunset. Going to bed at around 3:28 am and waking up at about twelve hours later is great. Half the day is gone, but it's been spent well... Sleeping.
3)Driving
Every once in awhile, I get in my car, and just drive. I don't care where I go or when I get home, It's just a good way to vent and relax. There's nothing like driving for an hour and a half...and listening to bad 80's rock. Fuck yeah. Girls, ROCK your boys.
4)John Cusack movies
No, not "Must Love Dogs". That was a piece of crap. Believe me. I saw it. I'm talking about "High Fidelity" or "Grosse Point Blank". It's the chick flick for guys, or, as decided recently, dick flick. Girls watch "Sixteen Candles", I watch a movie with a kickass soundtrack, and even better performances by Cusack, Jack Black, some European chick, and one of the Huxtables.
5)Canned Peaches
The fruit of the gods. They combine the wonderful flavor of peaches, and easy, compact form. Available in harvest spice, original, and raspberry, you can NEVER go wrong. Most people carry certain items in their cars as "survival" kits. Fuck walkie talkies, first aid, and matches. I've got a case of peaches. The variety pack.
I'm out.
-andy
1)"Boys" Night
The male equivalent of "Girls Night", "Boys Night" is getting together with the guys, eating some otherwise deadly food, watching assloads of movies, and probably playing with explosives/setting something on fire. Bonfires work. I'm not a pyro, man.
2)Sleeping In
Seeing the sun rise has its perks but, hey, fuck it, there's always a sunset. Going to bed at around 3:28 am and waking up at about twelve hours later is great. Half the day is gone, but it's been spent well... Sleeping.
3)Driving
Every once in awhile, I get in my car, and just drive. I don't care where I go or when I get home, It's just a good way to vent and relax. There's nothing like driving for an hour and a half...and listening to bad 80's rock. Fuck yeah. Girls, ROCK your boys.
4)John Cusack movies
No, not "Must Love Dogs". That was a piece of crap. Believe me. I saw it. I'm talking about "High Fidelity" or "Grosse Point Blank". It's the chick flick for guys, or, as decided recently, dick flick. Girls watch "Sixteen Candles", I watch a movie with a kickass soundtrack, and even better performances by Cusack, Jack Black, some European chick, and one of the Huxtables.
5)Canned Peaches
The fruit of the gods. They combine the wonderful flavor of peaches, and easy, compact form. Available in harvest spice, original, and raspberry, you can NEVER go wrong. Most people carry certain items in their cars as "survival" kits. Fuck walkie talkies, first aid, and matches. I've got a case of peaches. The variety pack.
I'm out.
-andy
You know what... Fuck Feist, you're my rockstar crush Andy.
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Matt |
11:36 PM